For those moments in life where you find yourself thinking “You know, my mother’s coffin is missing something…if it only just had some tacky “can’t get their shit together” rock band’s stickers on there.,” we’d like to present to you….The Sheaks band stickers! These ones are black, so like that favorite cocktail dress, they go with everything, and yet unlike that favorite cocktail dress, you won’t wake up with your brand new black Sheaks sticker bunched up on the floor of a stranger’s apartment, wondering how you got there and concerned you might be pregnant. Sheaks band stickers have also been known to promote hair regrowth and cure things like halitosis and death by stabbing. Use as instructed. Buy one, buy a hundred…either way, someday, you’re going to die and all your efforts to be remembered will die with you in vain. Enjoy!