Do your joints ache? Do you wake from night terrors? Have you or a loved one recently experienced dry mouth, sweaty feet, rectal bleeding or brain worms? What about projectile vomiting and/or diarrhea and/or spontaneous combustion?
Now, introducing…The Sheaks! - A fresh-faced, four-piece (if people would stop quitting) New Alternative rock band sure to be the cure for all in modern life that ails you. We’ll put that pep back in your step or your money back guaranteed! (*payable on the 2nd Tuesday of every week)
We sell rock. The New Alternative revolution has started. Join us. #NewAltNation
*Side-effects may include: achy joints, night terrors, dry mouth, sweaty feet, rectal bleeding, brain worms, projectile vomiting and/or diarrhea and/or spontaneous combustion, instant death, Chad Kroeger.
